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还挺严格呀， 不过还是觉得很有必要的！强烈支持！！！

[ 本帖最后由 sun_168 于 2006-3-25 13:02 编辑 ]

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看了半天，还是没看明白我怎么就成了乞丐组呢？这个怎么分类的呀。我再看看其他的规章制度吧。

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